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What makes one even lonelier than having chafingdish alone?That you can't even afford the chafingdish.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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Who said you lack perseverance?You managed to be single for decades!
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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All roads lead to Rome. Yet, some people have been living there ever since they were born.
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Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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Happiness is temporary. Death is forever. Have a nice weekend.
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Started from the bottom…still at the bottom.
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There are two types of people in the world. I hate both of them.
