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life is so hard.
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Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
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TEAMWORK…means never having to take all the blame yourself.
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Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos…then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
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A person who smiles in the face of adversity…probably has a scapegoat.
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If you keep following your dreams, they are going to file a restraining order.
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If at first you don't succeed, it's probably never going to happen.
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Nobody can stop me, but only because I've not started yet.
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I'm not lazy, I am just highly motivated to do nothing.
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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some wind up like you.
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